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Ian Spangler's avatar

FDA Approves COVID Vaccine for Walking Dead:

"Officials at The Food and Drug Administration recently approved Pfizer’s BioNTech Vaccine for the undead population, which comprises millions of zombies across the United States.”

https://newworldhumor.substack.com/p/fda-approves-pfizer-vaccine-for-walking

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Charles Wright's avatar

Suzanne has 31 years of nursing experience.

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V. N. Alexander's avatar

Next, the FDA will outlaw healthy food and mandate lab-grown meat.

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